“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
Cosmo Tip #3476
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
Aperture Tattoo. artist Dorian Serpa from Nicaragua.
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
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